Funny Student-Study Jokes

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What is 1+4+3?

I+LOVE+U

No

I+MISS U

No

I+Kiss+U

No

1+4+3 Means

1+4+3=8

MATHS pe dhyaan do…

Romance pe nahi….
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Jab question paper ho out of control,
Answer sheet ko karke fold,
Aeroplane banake bol..
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All is fail !
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New way of writting answers in exams.

If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :

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and write below :
“Scratch here for ANSWERS”
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Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga???
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Dad : Ess Baar exam me paas ho ya fail
BIKE zarur dilaunga.
Son : Kaunsi bike?
Dad : Pass he to “APACHE”
college jane ke liye.
Fail hue to “RAJDOOT” dood bechne ke liye
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